7/05/2007

Get your partner to happily do anything you want her to

How would like to have the freedom and authority to run your relationship exactly the way you want it to go? Was there ever a time when you really wanted to buy or do something that your spouse or girlfriend simply would not allow?

Perhaps you wanted a new set of golf clubs, a pool table, or to take the trip of your childhood dreams. But to your dismay, your suggestion was shot down the instant you ran it by her. Perhaps you may have a reasonable wife who was willing to discuss the issue, but ultimately it was decided that it was in everyone's best interest that you compromise and settle for something less, a consolation prize of sorts.

You kindly accepted her counter offer and moved on, but always in the back of your mind you envision how much fun you could be having breaking a fresh rack with the boys on your new pool table.

This is the nature of most long term relationships. Dreams are set aside, sacrifices are made, and slowly over the years bitterness sets in. Looking back you feel as if you have been robbed of what could have been. If you are in a young budding relationship, this could easily be the grim future in store for you. But the good news is that it doesn't have to be this way.

The secret technique I am about to share with you will give you the ability to transform your entire relationship paradigm in one evening. I have been using this method for years without fail. My partner agrees to anything I want, and I mean anything, be it sexual or material, with a sincere smile on her face. Here is the technique as it is explained in an excerpt from my new ebook Supersize Your Sexlife.

"How do women get what they want from men? They hold back sex. It's a simple trick that happens to work. However, women are much more needing of orgasms than men. A woman deprived of sex, especially great sex, is in bad shape. Let the absence of your penis force her to decide between no orgasm at all or sex with the agreement to purchase your add-on. This takes some will power, but it can yield incredible results.

Exceptionally difficult women who repeatedly reject your add-on attempts must be dealt with using extreme techniques. One technique for handling such women has been passed down from the Ascended Vagina Masters. This method is straight Dong Fu, advisable only for penis salesmen with a black belt status. Here's how it goes.

Get her to the apex of a climax, the moment just prior to having an orgasm. This is the most vulnerable moment of a woman's life.
When you sense she is just about to come, stop abruptly and say "there's something we really need to talk about."

At this moment, a confused look will replace the ecstatic expression on her face. Because this has likely never happened to her before, her brain will experience something like a computer crashing. A downed system can pose no resistance, raise no flags and trigger no alarms.

State what it is you wish to add on using a commanding authoritative tone. You aren't asking for what you want, you are issuing an order.

"I've thought it over, and I've decided I really need a pool table."

Before she can respond to your command, re-engage and slowly take her back up to the point of orgasm. Repeat this process until she understands that disobedience to your order will result in an immediate withdrawal and suspension of your services.

If necessary, you can step up the intensity of this approach by spreading it out over several sexual encounters. Each time you make love, end the session when she is on the verge of orgasm. Apologize to her and mention that you've just had something on your mind lately, without giving any further hints. Casually mention what it is you want at random times. Follow up this comment with another that associates what it is you want with your inability to perform in bed. For example, you could mention a psychological study that you've recently read which outlines the connection between failed childhood dreams and sexual stamina. Then mention how you always dreamed of having you own pool table, or whatever it is you want.

The idea is that she should slowly begin to make the connection on her own, without you overtly making demands. You will notice her attitude change as the suspense builds toward her solving this riddle. If this sounds manipulative to you, just know that most women are doing this sort of thing to men all the time. And they do not respect a man who plays into it. However, women have tremendous respect for a man who can pull this off. This is the sort of stimulation that she has always been looking for.

This technique is easy and fun, so play around with it and watch your relationship transform. She will love you for it. Don't forget that the real bonus is how she will behave in bed once you decide to give it to her again. You will find that there is more to your woman than thought possible."

To fully utilize this technique you will first have to know how to give her the type of orgasm she wants to have, not what you think works. Studies have consistently shown that only .5% of men know how to give women the type of sexual experience they desire. The fun techniques that achieve this, which I would wager you are not currently using, will give you the upper hand in your relationship, without you having to be a jerk to get your way.

I promise you that if you want a stress free relationship with a woman who can't wait to give you whatever you want and more, you need to learn these techniques now.

Well, that's all the advice for today. For more funny dating advice you can read sample chapters at the website.

Enjoy

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